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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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I don’t even know who I am anymore.

         I know exactly who you are.

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chasingjess:

this makes my heart ache
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My heart just broke in two.

forever reblog

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kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

dont you mean 6 year old fan asks 6 year old sebastian a question

I like her.  Let’s keep her. 8)

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lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water

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rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

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cabbij:

When you go to listen to your music but you left your headphones at home

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spring2000:

i must know her name

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theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always reblog

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hankgreensmoustache:

today in class we were reading whitman and my professor said “i want you to pay attention to the homosexual subtext in this section and highlight where you think it’s the most prominent” and i just

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MY TIME HAS COME

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